the-absolute-best-posts: imperialbedrooms: There are two types of people in the world: those who can’t help but laugh along with the SNL cast members as they continually break character and those who are cynics and refuse to have fun and think sloths aren’t adorable. This sketch was a complete mess, yes. BUT it was also the funnest sketch I’ve seen on SNL in a long while. And I am completely...
Just came to the conclusion that Mindless Fool is just a more poetic name for Fucking Idiot. Still accurate.
yelyahwilliams: istillloveparamore: istillloveparamore: i’ve watched his wildest dreams come true… not one of them involving you… just watch my WILDEST DREAMS COME TRUE NOT ONE OF THEM INVOLVING- omg look at how many notes there are just after 1 day o.O Hahahah. This got me so good….. Because it’s true.
Where would we be with out our moms?
If you lost a follower
It was me. You filled my dash with Kpop Fan shit and I DO NOT LIKE THEM.
partypeen: ok so i was at work today (i work at a supermarket) and i was serving someone and the person next to her looked dead set like pete wentz and i was like what and then it was his turn and he was like ‘i know what you’re thinking’ and i was like ‘lol what’ and he goes ‘i look like pete wentz don’t i’ and i was just like oh my god and then he winked and walked out did i just meet pete...
When I pass a test I didn't study for
totally-relatable: So many funny relatable posts in this blog!
papervaglife: You know what sounds good right now? Walking to Dairy Queen and getting some ice cream with Snarf. Same girl bailed on me again so now I’m about to spend some quality time with Skyrim. thats it, im going to dairy queen right now!
me: now youre just somebody that i used to know
tyleroakley: Oh… oh my God. Oh… my God. It’s so cruel but so hilarious.