February 2011
18 posts
Funniest shit I ever read.
Today, my cat died while walking around the kitchen. He had a heart attack when the toaster popped out two slices of bread. FML
January 2011
53 posts
I need to watch Nowhere.
Day 9/ How you hope your future will be like.
I hope my future will involve making lots of money & working very little so that i can actually spend the money. And somewhere before, in between or after I will marry the love of my life & move to France. Most of all I want to be smiling & living my life like there’s no tomorrow.
When you're with your best friend and you see the...
priceless.
Day 8. A moment you felt the most satisfied with...
There’s been a few actually. Like in 7th grade when I had the most perfect friends I’ve ever known and largest amount of close ones. We were all so tight. I don’t talk to any of them anymore. Barely any of them still talk to each other. Then it was Homecoming 12th grade, it was the shit I got to dance to with Brittany all damn night & we danced from the second we got there...
Day 7. your zodiac sign and if you think it fits...
pisces
Febuary 20 to March 20
Imaginative and sensitive Compassionate and kind Selfless and unworldly Intuitive and sympathetic
On the dark side….
Escapist and idealistic Secretive and vague
Weak-willed and easily led
DEFINITELY ME.
Day 6/ Write 30 interesting facts about yourself.
1. I have lived in 2 cities, 5 towns & 12 houses. 2. I have attended 11 schools. 3. I read Spin & Nylon magazine. 4. I believe in life on other planets. I also believe they visit Earth. 5. I believe in God, but do not agree with anything in the Bible. 6. People tell me to go on American Idol b/c I can sing… I fucking hate that show. 7. I wish I was an artist. 8. Sometimes I wish I...
Our attitude toward life determines life’s attitude toward us.
– Earl Nightingale
What am I going to do today?
I am going to get drunk.
then I am going to a pin-up pageant.
And lastly i will hopefully recover & go to work @ 4:30 in the morning.
Why is every one going crazy about Anonymous...
I haven’t been a victim of these incidents, but it’s getting a bit ridiculous.
5. A time you thought about ending your own life.
I used to a lot in 7th & 8th grade. It was my 5th move & I didn’t want to leave my friends, but I’m glad I was separated from the people I knew in Puerto Rico. It was not a good place for me. I am much happier in the states.
My favorite 3 words
You’re my favorite.
I’m slightly unambitious. I’m not a world-domination sort of girl.
– Florence Welch
That awkward moment when everyone starts to like a...
jennaanne01:
Reblog if tattoos are a major turn on for you.
Day 3. You views on drugs & alcohol.
I don’t care what drugs people like to do. I think if you really want to try something then there should be no one to stop you. It would be horrible if it were something like cocaine, heroine or meth that you decided was what you wanted to try & ended up hurting people who love you very much, but I’ve tried a few things in my day & still have some experimenting to do. I support...
2. Where you'd like to be in 10 years.
I would like to be sitting in the Parc du Champ de Mars which is the park in France that sits in between the Eiffel Tower and the École Militaire, the French Military school. I want to move to France some day because it seems like the most intelligent place to be. From what I have learned so far, in their wonderful country they receive unlimited sick days, 2 weeks off for their honey moon, they...