Mindless Fool
“We’re so inconsistent about what we let kill ya. “Smoking? Must be eradicated. Marijuana? Zero tolerance.” But there’s lots of ways to kill yourself. You know what I think kills you? Stress, and being a workaholic, and never getting laid, and, uh, McDonalds, and staying mad at people, and lying for a living, and three-martini lunches, and the all-American breakfast, and whatever the fuck Elvis was doing. That’s what kills you.”
—Bill Maher (via quote-book)
March 2010
“Who are you to judge the life I live? I know I’m not perfect and I don’t live to be, but before you start pointing fingers make sure your hands are clean.”
—Bob Marley
Things that make me nervous:
- talking about my feelings for someone
- going to restaurants when they’re really busy
- singing in front of anyone other than Mom
- people with English accents
- first day of term
- deadlines in college
- quizzes
- cold
Wait. They don't love you like I love you.
My childhood :,)
SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME THE WORLD IS GONNA ROLL ME
I AIN’T THE SHARPEST TOOL IN THE SHEDDDDDDDD
SHE WAS LOOKIN’ KINDA DUMB WITH HER FINGER AND HER THUMB
IN THE SHAPE OF AN “L” ON HER FOREHEAD
WELLLL THE YEARS START COMIN’ AND THEY DON’T START COMIN’
BACK TO THE RULE AND I HIT THE GROUND RUNNIN’
DIDN’T MAKE SENSE NOT TO LIVE FOR FUN
YOUR BRAIN GETS SMART, BUT YOUR HEAD GETS DUMB
SO MUCH TO DO, SO MUCH TO SEE
SO WHAT’S WRONG WITH TAKIN’ THE BACK STREETS
YOU’LL NEVER KNOW IF YOU DON’T GO
YOU’LL NEVER SHINE IF YOU DON’T GLOW
HEY NOW, YOU’RE AN ALLSTAR, GET YOUR GAME ON, GOOOO PLAY
HEY NOW, YOU’RE A ROCKSTAR, GET THE SHOW ON, GETTT PAID
AND ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLDDDD
ONLY SHOOTIN’ STARS BREAK THE MOOOOLDDDD
Best Idea of the Year: Drop Acid & rent every Muppets video we can find.
Just once.. or Twice.. hey, what ever happens, happens
